Philadelphia Phillies Jokes

The ‘86 World Series ring of former Met/Phillie and financial adviserLenny Dykstra is being auctioned off by a pawnshop. Buyer beware: itmight point your finger straight to Lenny’s stock picks!

The Philadelphia Phillies have decided to start veteran pitcher Jamie Moyer in game one of the World Series. The 45-year-old hurler will be on a very strict pitch count since he likes to be in bed by 9:00 pm.

Former Philadelphia Phillies star Lenny Dykstra has been accused of racist, sexist and homophobic remarks. No one heard him say these things, they just saw his mullet.

Congrats to TBS who broadcast the game last night. According to last night's TV ratings, TBS won the all-important 2 a.m-3 a.m.. time slot edging out a ShamWow infomercial on Lifetime.

The Yankees vs The Phillies?....... sounds too disgusting to watch on somany levels!