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And the Cardinals lost. Proving that Chesley Sullenberger is the ultimate kiss of death for any flock of birds.
The Minnesota Vikings said this week's game against the Packers will be a circus. Except circuses have three more rings than the Vikings.
Tickets to a Steelers/Browns game: $80.00
Authentic Steelers Jersey: $95.00
Hot Dog and Drink: $11.50
Temporary Tattoo: $8.50
Teaching your son to hate the Browns by age 5: Priceless!
Big Ben Roethlisberger suffered another concussion
evidenced by pouty lips and disoriented ball cap.
In football terms, a mild concussion is known as "getting your bell rung." In Big Ben's case it's called "getting your clock cleaned."
The New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts are still undefeated. They join Florida and Alabama as the last professional unbeatens.
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity. Peyton", said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in eery window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question, I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even been in the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's more...
Tony Dungy, the first black coach to ever win a Super Bowl, has announced his decision not to retire and come back for one more season with the Indiannapolis Colts.
As a result, Dungy becomes the first black Super Bowl-winning coach to contemplate retirement but ultimately decide to come back for another season, and the first black Super Bowl-winning head coach to hold a press conference to announce that fact.