Sweetie Jokes

You're old when your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

"Mummy, I'm bored."
"Go and wacth Daddy work. He's in the bedroom."
A while later... "Mummy, I just saw Daddy in bed on top of another woman. What was he doing?"
"He was being nice, sweetie." says the mum with an angry face.
"I think I know the girl, Mummy."
"Who, sweetie?"
"Isn't she that girl that you always hang out with?!"

My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.Yours always and truly,
JohnP.S. Congratulations on winning the state lottery.