Sworn Jokes

You know you`re a nurse if... You`ve sworn you`re going to have "NO CODE" tattooed on your chest.

A witness was sworn in a trial by the judge.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"Yes I do," replied the witness.

"And do you understand what will happen if you do not tell the truth on the stand here today?"

"Yes," said the witness. "My side will win."

You have sworn on your mother's grave while she is standing beside you.
You refer to your cousin as "my girlfriend".
You wake up the day after your wedding to find your sister next to you.