Syndrome Jokes

AFROPHOBIA
Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles (or the Jackson Five).
PSEUDONYMHOMANIA
Compulsive desire to have a lot of sex under an assumed name.
DEJA FLU
The feeling that one has had this cold before.
HYPOCOINDRIA
Fear of not having correct change.
HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX
Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.
HERPES CINEPLEX
Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.
CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER
Herbal-tea addiction.
VISACARDITIS
The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your
credit limit.
ALPOPLEXY
Canine feeding disorder.
STREISAND-BROLIN SYNDROME
Excessive displays of affection.
SONSTROKE
An attack during the reading of a will
ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME
Irrational fear that one's infant might be an alien.
POST-DRAMATIC STRESS DISORDER
Formerly David Caruso/Shelley Long Syndrome.
RUMBATOID ARTHRITIS
Joint stiffness caused by "La Vida more...

The Preying Mantis Syndrome
Many lower life forms demonstrate qualities that, at first, don't seem
very good for survival. For instance, the female praying mantis, after mating
with, well, her mate, will devour him. For the male praying mantis, however,
it is a catch-22. If he mates, he gets screwed out of an opportunity to mate
again. If he doesn't mate, he doesn't reproduce and that is the end of his
family tree (not that all insects live in trees, mind you). This suicidal
behavior is commonly called the Preying Mantis Syndrome - and many life forms
are periodically subject to it's wrath. How did the preying mantis become
stuck in such a vicious cycle? This is probably what happened beforehand:
The male mantis arrives at the residence of the female mantis. After some
courtship exercises (dinner, a movie, inserting the diaphragm) they mate. The
female mantis, her lust for...lust being satisfied relaxes while the Male raids
the more...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome - those people walk just like that,"
The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome, he walks just like we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't ignore the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you but first you'll tell me what you think?"
Then one of the students said, "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
And the old man said, "You thought, but you're wrong."
Then the other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
And the old man more...

People with Williams Syndrome are known for being hyper-social. They often climbinto cars with perfect strangers. In spite of these facts, no one - thecops, the judge, my wife - believed that the woman in my car's back seat had Williams Syndrome.

13. Psychotic Mood Shift12. Pack My Stuff11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome 10. Perpetual Munching Spree 9. Puffy Mid-Section 8. People Make Me Sick 7. Provide Me with Sweets 6. Pardon My Sobbing 5. Pimples May Surface 4. Pass My Sweatpants 3. Pissy Mood Syndrome 2. Plainly Men Suck And The Number One Is: 1. Pass My Shotgun