Tabasco Jokes

This guy walks into a bar and there is this jar with a lot of $10 bills in it. The guy asks why the jar is filled with $$$$$. and the bartenter says it is a game i am holding for the drunks. so the guy asks what the rules are. and the bartender says if u give me $10 i will tell u. so after the guy paid up. the bartender said the rules are, u have to drink a bottle of tabasco sauce with out making a face, go and pull the pit bulls loose tooth out back, and go give the granny upstairs an orgasim. and the guy says "screw that!" and walks off. about 20 minutes later he come back drunk and said ok i will play your game. so he drinks the tabasco sauce and dosent even blink. then he goes out back and you can hear the dog barking at him and then the guy screaming then the dog crying and screaming. so the guy comes back in and says where is the granny with the loose tooth.