Taffy Jokes

A Young Priest was very nervous at his first services that he could hardly
speak. After his second week in the pulpit he asked the Monsignor how he
could relax. The Monsignor replied "Next week, it may help if you put some
vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips everything should go smoothly."
The next Sunday the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was
able to talk up a storm and felt just GREAT. Upon returning to the Rectory,
however, he found a note from the Monsignor:
1. Next time, SIP rather than GULP
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12
3. There are 12 deciples, not 10
4. Deavid SLEW Goliath, he didn't kick the shit out of him
5. We do not refer to our saviour Jesus Christ and his apostles as "J. C. and
the
Boys."
6. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T"
7. Next week there is a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter
pulling at more...

At a church, a new priest was being trained. He was so nervous at his first mass
that he could hardly speak. Before his second week in the pulpit, he asked the
Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, "Next week it may help if you
put some Vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips everything should go
smoothly."
The next Sunday the new priest put the suggestion into practice, and was able to
talk up a storm and did just great. Upon returning to the rectory, however, he
found a note from the Monsignor:
Next time, sip rather than gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples not 10.
David slew Goliath, he did not kick his ass.
We do not refer to our saviour Jesus Christ and his apostles as "J.C. and
the Boys."
Next week there is a taffy pulling contest at St. Peters, not a peter
pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
We do not refer to the cross as the "The Big more...