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A Jewish man, driven to desperation by the endless delays of his tailor who was making him a new suit, finally cried, "Why is it taking so long? I have been waiting six weeks."
"So?"
"So, you ask? It took G-d only six days to create the universe!"
"Nu", shrugged the tailor, "look at it..."

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"

The young man answered, "Yes, I did."

To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"