Taller Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"

A student replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."

The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"

The student countered by saying, "That's because girls get breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls."

' I think my Dad is getting taller,' said Stan to his friend.
' What makes you think that?'
' Well, lately I've noticed that his head is sticking through his hair.'

Your mums so fat shes taller lying down than she is standing up