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The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30. 00 8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25. 00 5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15. 00 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$ 3. 00Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!! Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS*****NOTE***** We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a more...

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax... $30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax... $25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax... $15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax... $ 3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS
****NOTE**** We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a more...

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:10"- 12" Luxury Tax... $30.00 8"- 10" Pole Tax... $25.00 5"- 8" Privilege Tax... $15.00 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax... $ 3.00Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!! Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS****NOTE**** We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is more...

The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not
yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is
hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off, and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts!
Effective January 2004, penises will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:
10"-12" LUXURY TAX
8"-10" POLE TAX
5"-8" PRIVILEGE TAX
4"-5" NUISANCE TAX
Males exceeding 12 inches must file under capital
gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!