Teeth Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day, a man walks into a dentists office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars", says the dentist.
"That's a ridiculous amount!", the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well...", the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!"
"Okay", says the dentist. "If I save on anaesthetics and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20".
"Nope, moans the man, "it's still too much!". "Well", says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."
"Marvellous!", says the man, "Book my wife for next Tuesday."

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.

your mamas teeth are so BIG that when she sneezed she stabbed her chest!