Teeth Jokes / Recent Jokes
What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
"Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.