Teeth Jokes / Recent Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I cant afford a new set." "Dont worry," said his friend. "Ill get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. "This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, hes not a dentist," replied the friend, "hes an undertaker."

Your teeth are so yellow that when you close your mouth, your stomach lights up. Your teeth are so busted that you can kiss your mother and comb her mustache at the same time. You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair - try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them." The speaker said, "They fit perfectly."With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist." The man replied, "I'm not a more...