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Joe Goldberg, who lived in a Jewish old people's home, reached the age of 100 and all his family were gathered around him, having a party and waiting for the Queen's telemessage. Suddenly there was a knock at the door - it was the postman.
'Anyone here by the name of Joe Goldberg?' he asked. One of Joe's rich grandsons stepped forward.
'Listen,' he said to the postman. 'My grandfather sang in the synagogue choir for many years. It would mean a lot if you would sing the message to him.'
'Sorry,' said the postman, 'it's against regulations.'
The grandson took a