Tenderly Jokes

At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, "At last...they're finally together." A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?"

Wee Hughie was dying. Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked: ‘Anything I can get you, Hughie?’ No reply. ‘Have you got a last wish, Hughie?’ Faintly, came the answer.. . ‘a wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder.’ ‘Wheesht, man,’ said Maggie, ‘you know fine that’s for the your funeral.’