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This was told to me about three years ago by a friend who claims he works with
the father of the "hero" of the story:
During Christmas break from college, the kid wanted to borrow his father's car
to drive to a New Year's Eve party at his fraternity house. He lived in
Massachusetts and the fraternity house was in Vermont. The father needed the
car New Year's Day, and was concerned about the son hitting one of the
roadblocks that police set up all over the place on New Year's Eve. The
agreement that was reached was that the son would be allowed to use the car,
but he would not drink at all. That was, of course, a big mistake on the part
of the father, especially since the kid wasn't 21.
So he drove to Vermont, got completely trashed, and attempted to drive home.
Just before he reached Massachusetts he hit a roadblock. There were a few
other cars stopped already, so he was told to get out of the car and stand in
a line of more...

Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"
Knock over every cone while doing manoeuvrability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.
Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.
When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.
When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "Oops."
Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"
After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
Fill your car with beer bottles.
The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial more...

This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.

Once Moroon Was Giving Test Besides The Door. Teacher Asked Teacher: Why Are You Standing Besides The Door And Giving Test. Morron: Because Mam You Said That It Was An Entrance Test.

A MAN WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND FOUND HIS FRIEND IS CRYING IN A CORNER.
MAN: WHY ARE YOU CRYING
FRIEND: I CAME FOR A BLOOD TEST AND THE NURSE CUT MY FINGER.
MAN: BUDU AMMO, I CAME FOR A URINE TEST. AND HE FAINTED.

hree elderly men visited the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first one, "What's three times three?"
"285!" the man replied.
Worried, the doctor turned to the second man. "How about you? What's three times three?"
"Uh, Monday!" the second man shouted.
Even more concerned, the doctor motioned to the third man. "Well, what do you say? What's three times three?"
"Nine!" the third man replied.
"Excellent!" the doctor exclaimed. "How did you get that?"
"Oh, it's pretty simple," the man explained. "You just subtract the 285 from Monday!"

An Indian runner was stripped of her medal at the Asian games for failing a gender test. The obvious fallout is even more questioning of Floyd Landis’ “elevated testosterone” defense.