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A man traveled to Madrid, Spain and went to a restaurant for a late dinner. He ordered the house special and was brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asked.
"Cojones, se
A man traveled to Madrid, Spain and went to a restaurant for a late dinner. He ordered the house special and was brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asked.
"Cojones, se
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Jim was fairly successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When it got to the point where his personal hygiene and love life began to suffer, he sought out medical help.
After being referred to one specialist after another, he finally came upon a doctor who was able to solve the problem. "The good news is, I can cure your headaches," the doctor said. "The bad news is, it will require castration. You are suffering from a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. Removal of the testicles is the only way to relieve the pressure."
Shocked and depressed, Jim wondered if he had anything to live for. Although he wasn't able to concentrate long enough to answer, he knew he had no choice but to have the surgery.
When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of more...
The doctor said,' Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought,' That's what I need... A new suit.'
He entered the shop and told the salesman,' I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,' Let's see... size 44 more...
An English woman and a Redneck woman woman were grocery shopping, After watching the other woman staring at and hefting two potatoes she asks "What are you looking at?"
The Redneck woman says the potatoes reminded her of her husband's testicles. The English woman exclaims, "THEY ARE THAT BIG?"
The redneck woman says, "No, they are that dirty!"
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches...
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your
spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice
but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he
felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need anew
suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a more...