Testify Jokes

Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When hes sworn in.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's husband has refused to testify in the investigation of his wife's alleged abuse of power. I bet the self-described "hockey mom" threatened to keep hubby's stick out of the crease.

Senate Democrats are pressing their campaign to have White House political guru Karl Rove field questions before a congressional committee on the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors.

Rove, however, won’t agree to testify unless these guidelines are met:

1) He won’t testify under oath.
2) Democrats can’t ask Rove about the dismissal of the prosecutors.
3) If Charles Schumer asks any questions, he must do it in a high pitched Scottish brogue.
4) Rove won’t answer any questions until after the Vancouver Olympics.
5) There should be a water hose easily available, since Rove’s testimony will probably cause his pants go on fire.
6) Rove will only answer questions only after the last US troops leave Iraq
7) The Democrats agree to spot the Republican extra 250 electoral votes in the next election.
8) If Rove is convicted, then Scooter Libby serves his jail sentence.
9) Fox News gets exclusive rights to moderate and televise the more...

Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.