The Simpsons Jokes

A shopkeeper in Spain found a euro with Homer Simpson's face on it. The most amazing part is... it's still worth more than the American dollar.

A priest in Texas has condemned Jessica and Ashlee Simpson for using sex to sell their music, saying, "Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."
Thank God they have their plastic surgeon on speed-dial.

People around the world were devastated this week by the passing of beloved American icon, Homer Jay Simpson.

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