Ashlee Jokes

A priest in Texas has condemned Jessica and Ashlee Simpson for using sex to sell their music, saying, "Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."
Thank God they have their plastic surgeon on speed-dial.

Ashlee Simpson showed off her engagement ring on the Paul O'Grady British chat show. Made of a non-conflict diamond, the ring should pose a stunning contrast to her marriage.

Playboy has offered Ashlee Simpson 4 million dollars to pose for them. In a related story, the Rhinoplasty Surgeons of American have offered her 5 million not to pose.