Theka Jokes

Two very drunk Punjabis were returning home on a bicycle from the theka (local liquor shop). On the way, the man on the carrier fell off; the other cycled on. When he got home he found his companion missing and cycled back towards the theka and found his friend sitting calmly in the middle of the road. The cyclist dismounted and asked gently:' You okay?'
'I am fine,' replied the other.' It is a comfortable carrier seat; keep pedalling unless you are tired.'