Thier Jokes

A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A Monkey eating cherries.

There was a little boy and a little girl that would go every day behind
a bush after school, strip thier clothes and debate which one was better.
One day the little girl went home and asked her mom what the difference
between a boy and a girl was. The mother having a very sick mind
told her daughter that she had a garage and boy's have a fire truck.
she then said that you don't want boy's to put their fire truck
into your garage.
Well that very same day the boy aked his father
the same question. The father having a sick mind told his son that
he had a fire truck and girls have a garage. he told his son that
he should try to put his fire truck into thier garage as many times
as he could.
The next day after school they debated again. The girl went home and she went
inside. When her maother saw her she had blood all over her hands. Her mother
screamed and asked her what had happened and the little girl said that the more...

a blonde and a brunette were driving down the highway on a saturday afternoon. the brunette was driving and the blonde was in the passengers seat, as they were driving the brunette said watch behind us to make sure there arent any police men with thier lights on behind us. so they went along and about 30 mins later the brunette said are there any police cars? the blonde replied, "
yes one right behind us"
. "
are thier lights on?"
asked the brunette. the blonde thought for a while and replied "
yes, no, yes no, yes, no, yes, no( etc.)

A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautiful ranch house and huge herd to go with it. So he thought itwould be nice to get one of those mail order brides. Well he sent for one andon the day she was arriving he hitched up his horse and buggy and headed for thenearest train station. After meeting his new bride, he loaded all her bags intothe wagon and then headed for thier honeymoon home. They had traveled only twomiles when the horse stumbled, and the rancher got out and whipped the horse toits feet. He looked at the horse and said "THATS ONE" and got back in the wagonsmiled at the woman and continued on thier way. They traveled only another twomiles when the horse stumbled again, and again the rancher got out of the wagonto whip the horse to its feet, telling the horse "THATS TWO". He took his seatbeside his new bride and continued on thier way. After traveling another twomiles the horse stumbled for the more...

So this guy wakes up in hell and the devil tells him you have 3 options for your torture. So the devil takes him to the first room and every body is standing on thier heads in hot coals so the guy says no way lets go to the next room. The next room has every body on thier heads in gravel so the guy says ok whats next . In the next room every one is standing in human crap drinking coffee so the guy says ok I will do this cause it has no pain. Then when the devil leaves a voice over the intercom says ok break over back on your heads.