"Cannibals" joke
There was three men walking through the rainforest one day when they came accross a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals gave them an ultimatum, to go out into the forest and bring back three pieces of fruit each, or be eaten. The men most obviously chose to search for fruit.They each went thier seperate ways to look for thier bounty. The first man to come back, came with 3 strawberrys. It was as he arrived back at the camp that the chief explained to them that he would be putting the fruit up his bottom. And if he moved or made the slightest noise, he would be eaten. The man complied, but on the second strawberry surcumb to the pain and winced. Evidently he was eaten and was waiting for the next man to come along to see what happened to him. Sure enough the second man came along with 3 apples. It was the same deal, but on the last apple, he began to crack up laughing. Sure enough, he was also eaten. As he arrived in heaven, the first man asked him, "why did you do that? You were almost there!" The second man replies, " I saw the other poor bastard coming back with pinapples!"
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