Thooh Jokes

Kakey da Hotel is a very popular eating place in Connaught Circus, New Delhi. It started off as a humble Kakey da Dhaaba with stools and charpoys laid out on the pavement and the tandoor, handees and pateelas placed in the open. With prosperity, the kitchen went into the rear and a dining room was furnished with tables, chairs, as well as a wash basin. One evening, a patron having finished his meal, went to rinse his mouth in the wash basin. He proceeded to do so with great vigour; gargling, spitting, thooh thooh, and blowing his nose. This ruined the appetites of other diners who protested to the proprietor. Kakay'/ went to the rinser-spitter and admonished him.' Haven't you ever eaten in a good hotel before?' he demanded.
'Indeed, I have,' replied the errant mouth-rinser.' I have eaten at the Taj, Maurya, Oberoi, Imperial, Hyatt.'
'What did they say to you when you rinsed your mouth making all these unpleasant sounds?'
'They asked: "You think this is Kakey da more...