Basin Jokes

One Man Goes To A Hotel To Eat. After Eating He Goes To Wash His Hands. When He Goes There He Starts To Clean The Sink, Why?
Ans: Because He Reads The Board "Wash Basin"

Kakey da Hotel is a very popular eating place in Connaught Circus, New Delhi. It started off as a humble Kakey da Dhaaba with stools and charpoys laid out on the pavement and the tandoor, handees and pateelas placed in the open. With prosperity, the kitchen went into the rear and a dining room was furnished with tables, chairs, as well as a wash basin. One evening, a patron having finished his meal, went to rinse his mouth in the wash basin. He proceeded to do so with great vigour; gargling, spitting, thooh thooh, and blowing his nose. This ruined the appetites of other diners who protested to the proprietor. Kakay'/ went to the rinser-spitter and admonished him.' Haven't you ever eaten in a good hotel before?' he demanded.
'Indeed, I have,' replied the errant mouth-rinser.' I have eaten at the Taj, Maurya, Oberoi, Imperial, Hyatt.'
'What did they say to you when you rinsed your mouth making all these unpleasant sounds?'
'They asked: "You think this is Kakey da more...

At Angoda Mental Institute the Doctor was on his rounds followed by the Medical students noticed a man at the centre of the hallway inserting a fishing rod to a basin full of water. Humoursly, the Doctor asked the patient, "How's his fishing!"
The patient stoped his movement of the rod and boldly questioned the Doctor, "Fool! how can you find fish in a mere basin?"

Once santa went to a hotel and after eating the lunch he we to wash room and that time banta saw him instead of washing his hand he was washing the basin.. when asked he said there was a board written on it WASH BASIN.

A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know about their flicks and thought the daughter was still a virgin. So he decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night. The daughter began to worry about the condition of her hole and consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!" Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your husband-to-be. Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it will be tight and he won't even notice it." So the daughter did what her mother taught her and everything went well and the stupid husband didn't even notice.
This went on for a few months. Now, everytime the daughter wanted to bathe, she would take out the apple and place more...