Song Jokes

They say 90% of teenagers masturbate in the shower..The other 10% percent sing a song..What is the song called?
I didnt think you would know

What's a glow worms favorite song? Wake me up before you glow glow!

Did you know that Chris Brown performed the song "NO AIR" with Jordan Sparks. Well no air was the song Rihanna was singing when Chris Brown had his hands around her throat. "NO AIR!!!!!"

What is a country song played backwards? Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O... oh Day-O, Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding, Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA... Air force come and they flatten you home60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters, Air force come and they flatten your homeOld Uncle Sam's pissed, he ain't no quitter, Air force come and they flatten your homeWhen we finish you all be crying, Air force come and they flatten your home, Pilot is brother of New York firemanAir force come and they flatten your home