"Chris beats Rihanna" joke
Did you know that Chris Brown performed the song "NO AIR" with Jordan Sparks. Well no air was the song Rihanna was singing when Chris Brown had his hands around her throat. "NO AIR!!!!!"
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...