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Java Interview attended by our Banta:

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other?
A. Sorry, Non living things can`t communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was more...

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Java Interview attended by our Banta:
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.
Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. What is JAR file?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java more...

Q. What is the difference between an abstract class and interface?
A. Terms are different. .. Nothing more.

Q. What is jfc?
A. Jilebi, fanta & coffee.

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier architecture?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodoly will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can i modify an object in corba?
A. As you wish, i do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other?
A. Non living things can't communicate.

Q. What is meant by flickering?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. Explain rmi architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of servlets?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between process and more...