Tias Jokes

If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas...
MEXICAN...
If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business,
Yes, you're a Mexican.
If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E" in front of it,
(estop instead of stop),
big time Mexican.
If you call a chair, a sher, you got it...
Mexican.
If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while chanting,
"Sana, Sana, Colita de rana... "
You're Mexican, big time!!!
If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your
car, truck, or tattooed on your back,
Yes! you ARE a Mexican (proud one too!)
If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady,
or your vieja, guess what?
Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo...
If you throw a "Grito" everytime you hear Vicente Fernandez,
then not only are you a more...