Tigers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Santa and Banta were good hunters, Santa killed only Lions & Tigers and Banta killed only Deers.
Once Banta asked Santa,"How is that you only kill lions & tigers and I kill only deers. Tell me the trick."
Santa told him just go to a cave and imitate the noise of a sheep the lion comes out of the cave and shoot him then that quite easy. After two months Santa got the news that Banta was in the hospital. On questioning him he exclaimed that he did the same thing that he was told by Santa. He went outside a big cave and imitated the noise of a sheep but he did not know that Rajdhani Express was coming out from the cave
Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr likea freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To takea tiger for a walk, you first need a tiger. Tigers fresh from the bush are notrecommended for the inexperienced. What you need is one who's used to theprocedure. He or she is thus liable to be merely playful, rather than activelyirritated. You also need a friend, whom you really, really trust. The friend carries an apple wood cane; apple, or some other wood which willbend under stress rather than shattering. This, friend, is your backup, and thecane is his or her only tool for everything, from knocking stuff out of the waythat the tiger is liable to eat, to crowd control, to hooking on and madlyhanging on if things go wrong.
What YOU carry is a ten foot length of pass-link chain. This is your leash.
Pass-link chain is the stuff where the links will fit through each other. This is important. You need this so you can hook on a more...
Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go off to the big top. Little Johnny sits there and enjoys the lions and the tigers and the jugglers and the trapeze artists, and finally out comes little Johnny's favourites, the clowns.
Johnny is loving the clowns and their humorous japes until one of the clowns comes up to him and says, "Little boy are you the front end of an ass?" "No," replies little Johnny. "Are you the rear end of an ass?" "No," replies little Johnny again. "In that case," says the clown, "you must be no end of an ass." Little Johnny is distraught and he runs out of the circus and all the way home in tears.
When his mum catches up with him she says, "Little Johnny don't worry, your Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, is coming to stay more...