Tikka Jokes

The Indian Top 10:
1. Tears on My Pillau.
2. Its my chappalti and I'll cry if I want to.
3. Tikka Chance on Me.
4. Scatnaan.
5. Korma Korma Chameleon.
6. What's the Story Morning Tandoori.
7. Easy like Sanjay Morning.
8. You Can't Curry Love.
9. Poppadum Preach.
10. Sheikh Your Body. All available on the fantastic new album, Turban Hymns by Donner Summer.
Bohemian Curry (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa,
ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the more...

A record company have launched a CD with a compilation of your favourite tunes which you'd hear at your local indian restaurant so that when you have a curry at home you can feel really authentic. (that's true btw).
Anyway, they suggested what the songs might be called:
Tikka Chance on me
Vindaloo see you again
Tears on my Pilau
Korma Chameleon
Who's Saree now
Working Naan to Five
Chicken tikka tell me whats wrong. (chikatika)
Popadom Preach...
It's my Chapati, and I'll cry if I want to...

A record company have launched a CD with a compilation of your favourite tunes which you'd hear at your local indian restaurant so that when you have a curry at home you can feel really authentic. (that's true btw).
Anyway, they suggested what the songs might be called:
Tikka Chance on me
Vindaloo see you again
Tears on my Pilau
Korma Chameleon
Who's Saree now
Working Naan to Five
Chicken tikka tell me whats wrong. (chikatika)
Popadom Preach...
It's my Chapati, and I'll cry if I want to...