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Three retired old timers were sitting around comparing what they each felt was their most exciting experience.
The fireman talked about a huge fire that had occurred at a university several years back. There were flames and fire trucks from several fire departments, but he thought the most exciting part of it all had to be the naked co-eds jumping from their dorm windows into his arms. Both the other gents agreed that had to be a very exciting experience.
The sheriff told them about the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde way back in his younger days. Both the other gents nodded and agreed that would have been very exciting.
The undertaker then told the other two old timers what he felt was his most exciting experience. "One evening I got a call to pick up a body that was under a sheet in a hotel room. When I arrived, the guy had a huge erection. I knew it would be impossible for me to get him through the lobby like that. So, I grabbed an old more...