Timothy Jokes

Q: How many Timothy McVeigh's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but first you have to strip the insulation off of the electrical cord, wrap it around his legs a couple of times, then plug it in. If Mr. McVeigh is holding the light bulb at this time, it should glow quite nicely.

Timothy McVeigh, executed in 2001 for the Oklahoma City terrorist bombing that killed 168 people, told victims' families to "get over it " in a set of interview tapes aired for the first time Monday night on MSNBC. Ironically, "get over it," is exactly what Satan told McVeigh when he complained about conditions in Hell.

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