Tipu Jokes

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu? aayega to uth jaunga re, i shappath! !!

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu's Skeleton.
Tourist: Whose Is That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: That Was Tipu's Skeleton When He Was Child