Tobaco Jokes

ONCE A POLICE OFFICER CAUGHT A THEIF & WAS TAKING HIM TO POLICE STATION. IN THE WAY THE THEIF SAID TO THE OFFICER SIR PLEASE WAIT HERE, I WILL BRING A TOBACO PACK FOR YOU & ME. THE POLICE SAID YOU THINK ME AM A FOOL. INSTEAD OF TAKING TOBACO YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WAIT HERE & I WILL BRING A TOBACO PACK FOR US MYSELF.