Theif Jokes

Your daddys a theif he stole the stars from the sky & put them in your eyes.
YOUR MAMAS A THEIF SHE STOLE THE TYRES OFF MY CAR & PUT THEM
IN YOUR LIPS.

ONCE A POLICE OFFICER CAUGHT A THEIF & WAS TAKING HIM TO POLICE STATION. IN THE WAY THE THEIF SAID TO THE OFFICER SIR PLEASE WAIT HERE, I WILL BRING A TOBACO PACK FOR YOU & ME. THE POLICE SAID YOU THINK ME AM A FOOL. INSTEAD OF TAKING TOBACO YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WAIT HERE & I WILL BRING A TOBACO PACK FOR US MYSELF.

In a church it was realised that somebody was stealing their money. So the Pastor decided to catch the thief himself.He went and hide behind Jesus picture{a catholic church}. As the theif want to steal the money the Pastor shouted, the tried again and the Pastor shouted again.Then the theif realised that the voice was coming from Jesus side as soon as the Pastor shouted the third time, the thief replied shut up your Mother that is older than you not talking what authority do you have to talk.

The policemen caught a thief and produce before him to court.
Then the angry judge shoughted on theif saying that, dont you have character, every alternate day you come in the court?
Then the theif smiled and replied that, i do you have character, but sir, do you have, you come daily in the court?

One night, a coconut theif climbed up a tree to
steal. Not knowing this, a second theif also climbed the very
same tree some time later. Both of them were wearing
sarongs. The second one on reaching the top in the dark,
reached out with his hand to feel ( grasp) the coconuts
before plucking them. On doing this he exclaimed

"NODHAKIN!! MEYA GAHE HAMILENDAMA ATTI POL THIYANNE"