"Keep short" joke

In a church it was realised that somebody was stealing their money. So the Pastor decided to catch the thief himself.He went and hide behind Jesus picture{a catholic church}. As the theif want to steal the money the Pastor shouted, the tried again and the Pastor shouted again.Then the theif realised that the voice was coming from Jesus side as soon as the Pastor shouted the third time, the thief replied shut up your Mother that is older than you not talking what authority do you have to talk.

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