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its the first day of school and a retard has to take the bus the bus rolls by and the doors open and the kid says," r yoo gunah take mee tu skool todee" and the bus takes off with out the kid.
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the next day the bus comes and the kid says "r yoo gunah take mee tu skool todee"
the bus takes off.
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finally the mom comes with the kid to the bus stop and asks the driver why he keeps driving away with out the kid and the bus driver replys "B kause hez makin fune ov mee"