Tonsils Jokes / Recent Jokes

A young man approached his family physician and said, "Doc, I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one of these days."
"My good man," replied the doctor, "I removed them six years ago. Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of tonsils?"
"No," the husband retorted, "but you've heard of a man having two wives, haven't you?"

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey Tim, what're you in for?" "I'm getting my tonsils out - I'm a little worried," said Tim. "Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?" "I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered."Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"
Once upon a time, there was a girl... "Once upon a time, there was a girl who was sleeping in her bedroom... SHE was snoring loudly... Mom regonised the noise and sehe went upstairs to see what was the noise...
After a while she saw that the girl was like a chicken!!!

A man approached his family physician and said,
"Doc, I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one of these days."
The doctor pulled out the family's medical file and exclaimed,
"Why, I removed them six years ago! Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of tonsils?"
"No," the husband retorted, "but you've heard of a man having two wives, haven't you?"

two little boys sitting in a doctors office and the one asks, what are you here for and he replies that he is going to have his tonsils removed. the other boy replies that having tonsils removed wass a good one and that when he had his removed he went home and everyone treats you real nice and give you all the ice cream that you want.
the other boy asks what he is there for and the other boy replies that he is going to be circumsised. The other boy replies,, oh that is a terrible operation. I had it done when i was little and it took me nine months before i could walk.

There were these two kids in the hospital about to go in for operations..

Billy says to Bobby, "What are you here for?"

Bobby replied, "To get my tonsils removed, I'm really scared."

Then Billy said, "No tonsils is fun -- it's over fast and when you wake up u get a lot of jello and ice cream!"

Then Bobby turns to Billy and says, "So, what are you here for?"

Billy says, "Well I'm getting circumcised."

Bobby said, "Ouch I had to get that when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"