Operations Jokes

Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon! Where do little fishes go every morning? To plaice school! What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike! How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything! 1st kipper:' Smoking's bad for you' 2nd kipper:' It's OK, I've been cured' What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather? Skate! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab! What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible! Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide!

Meeting with his new son-in-law, the successful businessman said, "I love my daughter with all my heart and welcome you into the family. "To show how much we care for you, I have made you a 50/50 partner in my business. All that you are required to do is go to the factory daily and learn the operations."
"But I hate factories. I can't stand all the noise," the son-in-law stated.
"Alright," the father-in-law said, "then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I don't care for office work," said the son-in-law. "Being stuck behind a desk all day just isn't for me."
"Just a minute," said the father-in-law. "I have just made you half-owner of a very successful, money-making organization, yet you don't like factories and won't work in an office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Buy me out!" replied the son-in-law.

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man."To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into thefamily," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have todo is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand thenoise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in theoffice and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand beingstuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you ahalf-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't likefactories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do withyou?" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"