"Partners" joke
Meeting with his new son-in-law, the successful businessman said, "I love my daughter with all my heart and welcome you into the family. "To show how much we care for you, I have made you a 50/50 partner in my business. All that you are required to do is go to the factory daily and learn the operations."
"But I hate factories. I can't stand all the noise," the son-in-law stated.
"Alright," the father-in-law said, "then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I don't care for office work," said the son-in-law. "Being stuck behind a desk all day just isn't for me."
"Just a minute," said the father-in-law. "I have just made you half-owner of a very successful, money-making organization, yet you don't like factories and won't work in an office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Buy me out!" replied the son-in-law.
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