"Which fish can perform operations" joke
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon! Where do little fishes go every morning? To plaice school! What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike! How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything! 1st kipper:' Smoking's bad for you' 2nd kipper:' It's OK, I've been cured' What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather? Skate! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab! What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible! Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide!
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud' hiss-pop' noise.' The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,' explains the guide.' more...
I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.""That's a shame." said his friend, "How did it more...