Tooth Jokes / Recent Jokes

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a Desi and a Good-Looking desi were walking down the street when they spotted a $10 bill. Who pictures it up? -- DESI, because there is no such thing as Santa Claus, tooth fairy, or a good-looking desi.

The Millers were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Miller made it clear he was in a big hurry.

"No expensive extras, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."

"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"

Mr. Miller turned to his wife...

"Show him your tooth, Honey."

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?"Thars gold in them thar fills."

A Sioux woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a big hurry," the Sioux woman said. " Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The Sioux woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas or novocain because I`m in a terriblehurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You`re a brave woman," says the dentist, "Now, show me which tooth itis." The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show thedentist which tooth it is, dear."

A gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out. The Karachi dentist asked him,' Surely you have dentists in Islamabad? You did not have to come all this way to have your teeth attended to.'
'We have no choice. In Islamabad we are not allowed to open our mouths,' replied the man with the aching tooth.

A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled.

He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient`s butt when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction.

It all happened in an instant.

The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth.

Afterwards, the dentist asked, "Hurt much?"

The patient hesitated, "Didn`t hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!"