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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is.The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

Jim and his wife entered the dentist's office and Jim told the dentist he wanted a tooth pulled. "I'm in a very big hurry, so there's no time for Novocaine or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth." Jim said.
"You certainly are a brave man," replied the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"
Jim turned to his wife and said, "Show him which tooth it is honey."

This man went to the doctor because he had a problem. The doctor asked him what was wrong and the man said his dick was orange. So the doctor ran all the normal tests on him to see what was wrong. The doctor did not find any thing wrong with the man so the doctor asked the man if he lived next to a waste dump. The man said "NO". Then the doctor asked him if he handled any toxic chemicals at work. Again the man said "NO that he didn't have a job". So the doctor asked him what he did all day long and the man said " I just sit around, watch Playboy Channel, and Eat CHEETOS."
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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar on the counter with about 10 thousand dollars in it. He asks the bartender about and he says, "I'll give that money to anyone who does exactly what I say."
The man replies "okay I'll do it."
The bartender says "okay but first why don't you have a more...

A Canadian walks into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don`t serve Canadians in this bar."

"But I`m really thirsty," the Canadian replied. "I`ll do anything for a beer!"

"Okay," says the bartender,"if you can do three things, I`ll get you a beer."

"First," says the bartender,"do you see that big guy standing by the door? 6`5", 275 pound ex-NFL linebacker who got thrown out of the league for being too mean and nasty? You gotta knock him out cold and drag him out of the bar. That`s number one."

"Number two. Back in the kitchen we got this Doberman Pinscher. He`s mean, he`s nasty, he`s vicious, he`s hungry, and he`s got a bad tooth. You gotta remove his bad tooth. That`s number two."

"Number three. Upstairs we got a 70-year-old, 300 pound hooker. You gotta screw her until she climaxes three times. That`s number more...

In this bloody place, witnesses in the Court of Dracula swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth...
And at the doctor's clinic, would you believe it, but when he has finished with one patient, he calls out: "Necks!"
Q: What's the Count's favourite food?
A: Spook-etti!
... and even the ghosts eat out of bone-china plates...

A man was going to the dentist to get some teeth pulled. The dentist was about to give the man some local anesthesia to numb the pain.
"Don't give me any drugs doc, I can take the pain." the man said.
The doctor pulled the first tooth out and the man just grunted. Then the doctor attempted to pull the second tooth, only this one snapped in half. But again the man just grunted. "Wow, that sure is a lot of pain just to grunt at, have you ever felt pain like that before?" asked the amazed dentist.
"Well, twice actually." said the man, "The first time was when I was out in the woods and had to take a crap really bad. I pulled down my pants and jumped over this log. Just then a bear trap closed on my balls and I started running...."
"Damn that must have hurt." the dentist interrupted. "What was the second time?"
"Oh, that would have been when the bear trap came to the end of it's chain."