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A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you`ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you`re talking to, dumbo?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It`s the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool; you`ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you`re talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It`s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.
A gas company training supervisor and his young trainee had parked their truck at the end of the street while they proceeded to check the meters at each house. When they reached the last house, they noticed a woman watching them from her window as they checked her gas meter. When they had finished the meter check, the supervisor challenged his trainee to a race back to the truck.
As they were running up to the truck they noticed the woman from the last house was running right behind them, huffing and puffing. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.
As she gasped for breath, she replied, "When I saw two gas men running as hard as you two were, I thought I'd better run too."
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through all their written and physical tests when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors who took them to a small room with another room adjacent to it. They brought the first guy's wife into the room and left her there. The instructor then loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the first man saying, "Go kill your wife of five years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room. He came back out one minute later and said, "I can't do it." The instructor replied, "Then you fail out, so get out."The second candidate's wife was brought to the room. The instructor then loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the second man and said, "Go kill your wife of ten years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room, but returned three minutes later and said, "I can't do it." The instructor replied, "Then you more...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly! ” The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to? “No” replied the trainee. “It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot! ” The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT? ” “No! ” replied the Managing Director angrily. “Thank God! ” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..
A new Trainee was workin in a porno shop. The manager had to go out for a minute and asked if he could handle the shop on his own. He said yes. A few minutes after, a wite woman comes in and asked for black porn. THe trainee says that it costs $35. THen, a black womaon comes in and asks for white porn. THe trainee also says that the porn regardless of weather it is black of white porn costs $35. After she left, a blonde came in and looked at the porn. The blonde then asks what that tinket up there was. THe trainee says that is costs $162. The blonde buyed it. THen, the manager comes back in and asks him how much he made. THe trainee then says that he sold black and white porn and that little trinket on your desk to a blonde for 162 dollers! THe managers hen says that the item was his thermos.