Transylvanian Jokes / Recent Jokes

Three vampires walk into a bar in Transylvania and sit on the stools. The bartender looks at the first and, in a thick Transylvanian accent, says, "May I halp you?"
The first responds with, "I would like... a blood."
The bartender turns to the second and says, "May I help you?"
The second thinks for a short time and says, "I would like... a blood."
The bartender goes over to the third and, once again, says, "May I help you?"
The third looks at him and says, "I would like... a plasma."
The bartender looks over his shoulder and says to his partner, "Give me two bloods and a blood light."