Trick Jokes / Recent Jokes

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"

A little boy wanted to see a magic trick. First he asked his mom and she said no, then the little boy asked his mom again and she said no and told him to go ask his father.
The boy went to ask his dad and the dad replied the same as his mom. The dad told him to go play outside. When the boy went to go play outside her saw Michael Jackson. He asked Michael Jackson to show him a magic trick. Michael Jackson said ok and asked him to sit on his lap.
Michael said to the boy, "Do you feel anything?" The boy said no.
Then Michael said, "Well, do you feel the thing moving up your butt?" The boy said yes, and Michael Jackson said, "LOOK, NO HANDS"