Triple Jokes / Recent Jokes
Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor!
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said excitedly, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of our students?"
"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?"
"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say.. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."
"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, more...
A man, feeling very depressed, entered a bar and ordered a triple scotch.
The bartender poured him his drink and remarked, "That's a pretty heavy drink. Is something wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, "When I got home I found my wife having sex with my best friend!"
"Wow!" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple scotch. "Now I understand why you needed such a stiff drink. The second one's on the house."
The man thanked him and downed his second triple scotch.
"What did you do when you found them?" the bartender asked.
"I walked right over to my wife, looked her straight in the eye, told her we were through, and to pack her stuff and get the hell out of the house," the man replied.
"I guess I would have done the same thing," the bartender said. "What about your friend?"
The man replied, "I walked straight over to him, looked more...
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.
"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender.
"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"
"Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house." So the bartender gives him another triple scotch and again he gulps it down. "If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"
"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"
"Good for you! You said the right thing. So what did you say to your best friend?"
"Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... BAD DOG!"
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in the highest esteem.
One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?"
"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?"
"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say.
The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is absolutely true?
"N o," the man said, "I actually just heard about it and..."
"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what more...
A man was feeling very depressed. He walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. AS the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavey drink. Is something wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, "I got home today and found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow," exclaimed the bartender as he poured the man a second triple scotch, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. This one's on the house." As the man finished the second scotch, the bartender asked him, "So what did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife," the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye, and told her ethat we were through. I told her to pack her stuff and to get the hell out."
"That makes sense," said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?"
"I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye, and said, 'Bad dog!'"
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.
The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp. "Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must have happened."
"Yeah it did," he said. "I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex with my best friend."
The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. "This one`s on the house". The dude gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife?
The guy answers "Yea, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bags and get out!"
"What about your friend?" asks the bartender.
"I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG."
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp.
“Wow, ” said the bartender. “Something bad musta happened. ”
“I came home early today, ” answered the guy. “I went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend. ”
The bartender poured the dude another triple shot. “This one’s on the house. ” The guy gulped it down once again. The bartender asked, “Did you say anything to your wife? ”
The guy answered, “Yeah, I walked up to her and told her we were through. ‘Pack your bag’s and get out! ’ I told her. ”
“What about your friend? ” asked the bartender.
“I looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘Bad dog! ’”