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There were three girls (triplets) that got up one morning on their birthday with the idea that they wanted to have someone spend the night for their birthday. They ran down stairs and asked their mom. Their mom said each of you may have one guest over. Each decided to have their boyfriend over. That night the mom went to each of the girls bedroom door to check up on her daughters. At the first door she heard yelling, not knowing why the mom went to the next one's door. At that door she heard laughing, assuming they must be having fun she went to the last daughters room to her surprise she heard nothing. The next morning she asked each about the noises she had heard.
The first daughter said, Mom it hurt.
The second daughter said, Mom it tickled.
The third daughter said, Mom, you always taught us not to talk with our mouth full.

a woman was pregnant she had triplets one of them ran down the stairs and said mum mum i had a wee and passed a bullet same with the second one then the third one ran down and said mum mum i had wank and shot the dog

There was this maniac who just escaped out of prison, he went home and he got his shotgun and he wanted to do a drive by. He was driving anlong and he saw a car he shot at the car, inside was a pregant ladie that was going to the hospital to have triplets. Well when she got to the hospital they couldnt fine anything. So she had her 3 boys. 13 years later the first boy ask her mom, mom why im I peeing out bullets, she said its a long story I tell you later. The second boy comes in and goes mom why am i peeing out bullets, long story tell you later. The thrid boy comes in and goes mom... Mom goes i know i know why are you peeing out bullets, no actully i was jacking off and i shot the dog.

A woman is pregnant with triplets. The first fetus turns to the other two and says, "When I get outta here and grow up, I'm gonna be a plumber."
"Why a plumber?" ask the other two.
The first replies, "Because of all the damn water in here."
"That makes sense," reply the others.
Then, the second fetus says, "When I grow up, I'm gonna be an electrician."
"Why an electrician?" the others ask.
"Because it's so damn dark in here," replies the second.
"That makes sense too," the others comment.
The third one then says, "When I grow up, I'm gonna be a hunter."
"Why a hunter?" ask the other two.
The third replies, "Because if that damn gopher sticks his head up here one more time, I'm gonna kill it!"

One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.
Her docter told her that he couldn't perform surgery because it would be too risky.
All was well for 16 years when one of the girls came running into the room crying.
"Whats wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a pee and a bullet came out".
"It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the other girl came running into the room crying, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?"
"Yes" replied the girl.
"It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy came running in crying, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out. "No" replied the boy, "I was playing with myself and shot the dog!!!"