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Yo Mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!

Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow

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yo momma is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment

yo momma is so dumb she flunked a urine test

yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish

yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo momma is so dumb she tripped over the cordles phone"

yo momma is so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.

yo momma is so dumb that she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's

yo momma is so dumb she looked at an more...

Two men were on an Alaskan bear hunt. On season opening morning, a light snow fell, and one man stayed in the cabin while the other man went out hunting. He soon found a huge grizzly and shot at it, but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward the hunter, he dropped his rifle, and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over the man and went rolling into the cabin.
The guy jumped up, closed the cabin door, and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for the bear. He soon found a huge one, shot at it, but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, and he started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast, but teh bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door, and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"